Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took part in that.
From India Mr. Santa Singh took part.
First player came from Germany.
He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts.
Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts.
Then comes our very own Santa Singh.
He took the sword in one hand & flew a mosquito in the air.
He swings the sword over the mosquito, but mosquito flies away. Then the judge asked "Kya Santa Singh Ji, machhar to ud gya".
Santa replied, " :Ud to gya, per AB kabhi baap nahi banega"[/b]