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Grandparents!

amrik — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 12:07:46 GMT

WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT? (Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds) Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people's. A grandfather is a man, & a grandmother is a lady! Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money. When they take us for walks, they slow down past ...

TAKE A LOOK!!

kanti — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 08:19:15 GMT

Look at these pictures..... .....see anything ODD?...Humours?... ..................................................................................................

The Punjabi Story of Valentine's Day‏

resham1603 — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 20:24:42 GMT

The Punjabi Story of Valentine's Day. In spite of what you have been told by everyone, the truth is that Valentine's Day originated hundreds of years ago, in India, and to top it all, in Punjab!! It is a well known fact that Punjabi men continually mistreat and disrespect their wives. One fine day, it happened to be the 14th day of February, one brave Punjaban, having had enough "torture" by her husband, finally chose to rebel by beating him up with a Velan (rolling pin). Yes....the ...

joke....

cooldeepu80 — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 05:37:39 GMT

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times of it!' The woman said, 'That's okay.' For her first wish, she wanted ...

2009...........

kanti — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 19:01:48 GMT

Years come and go... but this year I specially wish for you all... a double dose of health and happiness... topped with loads of good fortune... Have a great year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR...2009!!!!

Happy New Year

kipiahdan — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 14:13:40 GMT

We wish you all a prosperous and abundant good fortune into your life in this fresh New Year.
Best wishes for a Warm, Festive and Joyous Holiday Season.

Lots of Love, Big Hugs and Best Wishes from
Kipi, Raj & Amar

GREAT SARDAR.....

cooldeepu80 — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:01:57 GMT

Once there was a sword competition & players from many countries took part in that. From India Mr. Santa Singh took part. First player came from Germany. He swings the sword & cuts a very thin wire into two parallel parts. Then comes a Japanese & he cuts the even more thin wire into two parts. Then comes our very own Santa Singh. He took the sword in one hand & flew a mosquito in the air. He swings the sword over the mosquito, but mosquito ...

knock knock

Roshni — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:36:24 GMT

Knock ,Knock

Who's There

Abbey

Abbey Who

Abbey stung me on the nose

knock knock

Roshni — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 16:35:49 GMT

Knock ,Knock

Who's There

Abbey

Abbey Who

Abbey stung me on the nose

HERE IS SOMETHING 4 U COOLDEEPU & MICKYCOOL...thanks Rooby for this!

kanti — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:01:18 GMT

****THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN "GENERAL INTERESTS" AREA...SORRY**** SEE THROUGH TIRE Radical new tire design by Michelin. The next generation of tires. They had a pair at the Philadelphia car show. These tires are airless and are scheduled to be out on the market Very soon. The bad news for law enforcement is that spike strips will not work On these tires. This is what great R&D will do, and just think of the impact on existing technology: ...

this one sent in by amrik...

kanti — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:08:11 GMT

BETTER SPEED CONTROL THAN "THOSE BUMPS" I don't know about you, but this would slow me down! People slow down and try to "straddle" the hole, then breath a sign of relief they completely clear it! This is actually a speed control device that is in use. Scroll down and look at all three pictures. And it is much cheaper than speed camera's Very clever, especially if moved around each day.

jokes

mickycool999 — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 06:21:38 GMT

1. Santa with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My MobileNo. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"11. 2. What is Common between: Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..? Santa ji Replied: All are born on Government Holidays. 3. Santa's Son: O God! Please make New York the capital of Punjab . Santa: Why are you praying for that? Santa's Son: That is what I have written in my exam. 4. Our Santa was filling ...

robbery

Roshni — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 15:33:49 GMT

[color=indigo][b]A battery and a firework were robbing a bank. What happened to them?

The battery got charged and the firework got let off!!!! [/color]

Lipstick in school

Sandy — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 16:16:17 GMT

According to a news report, a certain private school in TARINGA, New Zealand was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the ...

tornado

Roshni — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 15:37:20 GMT

What did one tornado say to the other?

Let's twist again like we did last summer!

volcano

Roshni — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 15:35:38 GMT

What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you

Indian Reality Show...

kanti — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:42:57 GMT

http://view.break.com/564897 - Watch more free videos

Knock! Knock!

Manjot — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 23:05:56 GMT

knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule never know how much i love you

Monkey's, Monkey's....

Andeep — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:51:09 GMT

[size=12]A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?" "No, ...

PUNJABI'S CONFIDENCE

cooldeepu80 — Mon, 03 Nov 2008 06:56:16 GMT

George Bush was sitting in his office wondering whom to invade next when his telephone rang. 'Hello, Mr. Bush!' a heavily accented voice said, 'This is Gurmukh from Phagwara, District Kapurthala, Punjab .. I am ringing to inform you that we are officially declaring the war on you!' 'Well, Gurmukh,' Bush replied, 'This is indeed important news! How big is your army' 'Right now,' said Gurmukh, after a moment's calculation, 'there is myself, my cousin Sukhdev, my next door neighbor ...

Yaar Da Viah

kanti — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:40:07 GMT

ENJOY... ------------------------------------- -------------------------------------

Mr.Bean punjabi remix

kanti — Thu, 30 Oct 2008 11:35:40 GMT

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From a Kenyan perspective�.

amrik — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 08:59:50 GMT

TRUE DEFINITION OF GLOBALIZATION !! Question : What is the true definition of Globalization? Kipchoge: Princess Diana's death. Question: How come? Kipchoge: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel , driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This message ...

Why Kenyan Matatu Drivers Go To Heaven...

amrik — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 08:48:11 GMT

A Priest dies and waits in line at the Gates of Heaven. Just ahead of him is a guy in casual Jeans and T-Shirt. The Angel addresses this guy, 'Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to Heaven?' The guy replies, 'I'm Mukuria wa Mwaniki, a Matatu (Mini Bus) driver from Nairobi.' The Angel consults his list, smiles and says to Mukuria, 'Enter into the Paradise.' So the Kenyan Matatu driver enters Heaven and the Priest is now next in line. Without being asked, he proclaims, ...

BEGGARS OF TODAY...

cooldeepu80 — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:24:12 GMT

A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs.10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7.50 "Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing." A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5. "What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor. "First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5. What's the ...

[i]HUSBAND'S AFFAIR[/i]

cooldeepu80 — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 07:07:44 GMT

A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. 'I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce.' The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again, 'I don't want you to try and talk me out of it,' he says, 'because I've been having an affair with your best friend, ...

Another one of CATS after "topic in Amazing"

kanti — Fri, 15 Aug 2008 16:31:34 GMT

Have you got the guts.....

FOR CAT LOVERS...

kanti — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 19:07:56 GMT

Do you like cats? ....Do you like BIIIGGGG Cats.....SMALLL ones.....Check these out!! click on image for a larger picture!

SARDAR IS BACK...

cooldeepu80 — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 07:43:21 GMT

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce. Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR ..... A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" Santa Singh MBBS After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice. He checked his first patient's Eyes, then ...

CASH DISPENSER...

kanti — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 12:22:44 GMT

As you know, competition these days is fierce, also in my line...our latest competitor has already taken the eastern market and will be coming to YOUR neighbourhood soon.... This video clip (mp4) can be viewed with your windows media player...just save and open "Jungle ATM" ...get back to me in case of any problems!

sharing peanuts!

amrik — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 13:45:12 GMT

Colin, the bus driver was driving with a bus load of old ladies down the motorway when he was tapped on his shoulder by one of them. She offered him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munched up. After about 15 minutes, she tapped him on his shoulder again and she handed him another handful of peanuts. She repeated this gesture about five more times. When she was about to hand him another batch he asked the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'. 'We ...

entertainment required

Andeep — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:14:38 GMT

The munky is bored....

She needs entertaining please!!!

Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

cooldeepu80 — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:50:49 GMT

Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft Subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click ...

Dream Dining Table...

kanti — Fri, 23 May 2008 07:56:47 GMT

WOULDN'T YOU LOVE TO HAVE ONE....

ID ten T error

amrik — Tue, 20 May 2008 15:02:50 GMT

An amusing story I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?' He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error. 'I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An, ID ten T error? What's that .... In case I need to fix it again?' Eric grinned.... 'Haven't ...

[b]Perfect Answer:[/b]

Kiran — Fri, 23 May 2008 08:52:58 GMT

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?' The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all mankind made.' Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.' The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and ...

MUSIC TO THE EARS

kanti — Fri, 23 May 2008 08:01:36 GMT

AMAZING ACCIDENTS...

kanti — Fri, 23 May 2008 07:50:40 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z8nD025BFE

...sheeps!...

amrik — Tue, 20 May 2008 15:15:44 GMT

A shepherd was looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road in the Highlands when suddenly a brand new bright Red Porsche 911 appeared and screeched to a halt beside him. The driver, a woman wearing a Chanel suit, Ray Bans and a Cartier watch, steps out and asks the shepherd, "If I can guess how many sheep you have can I have one?". The shepherd looks at the large flock and says 'Okay'. The woman connects a laptop to a mobile phone fax, enters the NASA website, scans ...

BE POSITIVE

cooldeepu80 — Tue, 20 May 2008 13:13:13 GMT

ONE TREE MAKES ONE LAC MATCHSTICKS,
BUT ONE STICK CAN BURN ONE LAC TREES,
SIMILARLY ONE NEGATIVE THOUGHT CAN BURN THOUSANDS OF DREAMS,
SO ALWAYS THINK POSITIVE.....

LETTER TO GOD...

cooldeepu80 — Thu, 15 May 2008 07:55:30 GMT

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Finally he decided to write God a letter requesting the Rs.50. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, INDIA, they decided to forward it to the President of the India as a joke. The President was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money (Rs.50) to a little boy, and he did ...

Kingfisher -The King Of Good Times

amrik — Mon, 12 May 2008 15:17:31 GMT

After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together. The Chairman of Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him . The Chairman of Guiness says, "I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness." The bartender serves ...

Britain's Got Talent - Michael Jackson

kanti — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 18:41:43 GMT

madhu and suleman get through to the second round...thanks to Rooby for the update!

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes - day 2

kanti — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 18:56:12 GMT

Learn Chinese (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese - Day 2 - * Stupid Man .................................................. Dum Fuk * Small Horse ............................................... Tai Ni Po Ni * Did you go to the beach? ....................... Wai Yu So Tan L A Z Z Y Y Y Y??!!

Prepare now for the Beijing Olympics.

kanti — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 19:32:12 GMT

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (You MUST read them aloud) English - Chinese * That's not right! .......................................Sum Ting Wong * Are you harbouring a fugitive? .......... Hu Yu Hai Ding * See me ASAP; .......................................... Kum Hia Nao I will be posting one a day! GOOD LUCK...and let me know how you get on!!

Humor

kanti — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 08:26:08 GMT

Kenya sings for India

amrik — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 15:04:16 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAWarHi0OgE

Some very Good and Very bad things ....

amrik — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 14:51:17 GMT

The most destructive habit......................Worry The greatest Joy...............................Giving The greatest loss................Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work...............Helping others The ugliest personality trait.............Selfishness The most endangered species.........Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource...............Our youth The greatest 'shot in the arm'..........Encouragement The greatest ...

doctors!

amrik — Sat, 19 Apr 2008 14:48:36 GMT

An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks." A German doctor says, "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks. A Russian doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them ...

Keep The Motor Running

Andeep — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 10:42:01 GMT

The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, 'This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?' The old man grinned and said, 'You got to keep the old motor running.' The following year, the couple returned to the hospital for the birth of their second child. ...